Location: A galaxy far, far away...
Duration: Unknown (possibly forever)
Amenities:
State-of-the-art spacecraft (mostly functional)
Expert navigation (someone's been trained)
Chance to discover new worlds (or get lost forever)
Itinerary:
Launch from a secret location (you'll know it when you get there)
Travel through uncharted space (enjoy the mystery)
Arrive at a distant galaxy (if we can find it)
Explore and discover (or try to find your way back)
Payment Methods:
Planetary Gamble: Bet on the success of the mission (odds not guaranteed)
Terms and Conditions:
No guarantees of return or survival
By signing up, you acknowledge that you're adventurous (or crazy)
All decisions made by the Space Agency are final (if we can contact them)
Contact Information: distantgalaxy@spaceagency (if the signal reaches us)
Galactic Notice:
Carrier pigeon: Send a message via homing pigeon (if you can find one)