Departure: London :
Destination: A point of no return (approximately 4,484,000,000,000,448 km away)
Time: Instantaneous (or so it seems)
Available seats: 1 (don't worry, it's a solo experience)
Description: Experience the thrill of gravitational acceleration, intense radiation, and a chance to explore the unknown!
Amenities:
Zero-gravity toilet (just kidding, there's no toilet)
In-flight meal: Spaghettified molecular structure
Entertainment: Stellar views, intense gravitational waves
Important Safety Notice:
No oxygen supply available
Temperature fluctuations: -29951 C to 4488,000,000 C
No communication with Earth possible after departure
Don't worry about luggage; it won't be a problem where you're going
Booking Information:
Payment methods: Cosmic Karma or any other currency (not really, it's a one-way ticket)
Cancellation policy: Non-refundable (obviously)
Contact Information: blackhole@eventhorizon (just don't expect a response)